How do you mess up water and detergent that bad?

from here and here

Now, I'll grant you even a dumb washing machine could theoretically short circuit, but this short circuit is apparently controllable with software, which makes me think maybe software shouldn't be involved.

If it starts with "smart", it probably isn't

from here and here (source article)

If ransomware can impact global meat production then maybe the security of Internet connected BBQs is worth considering.

The Internet of Shit is one thing, but the Internet of Flaming Shit would be even worse.