A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit For Spies

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Thanks to movies, the world of spies has a reputation for being full of sexy, suave, sophisticated agents. It's a good thing we never saw 007 pull a toolkit out of his butt. That would have ruined the mystique.

Turn the other cheek

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I sometimes question whether fingerprints are actually more secure than passwords, but I'm not sure if buttprints have the same caveats 

Your buttprint is your password

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People keep telling us how secure biometrics are, but what's even more secure than biometrics? Weird biometrics! My password is a body part but you don't know which part. 

Putting the arse in arsenal and vice versa

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While jokes about weapons of ass destruction write themselves, the news story about the man who "slipped and fell" on a WWII mortar makes it clear that the doctors were not in a joking mood. As funny as it seems to us as readers, they had to consider the possibility that it was live ammunition and posed a real threat to everyone there. Even fake weapons need to be treated with care and respect because you never know how the circumstances might change. 

Your ass is your password

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When we think of biometrics we often think about fingerprint or facial recognition, but those are just the tip of the iceberg.

And yes, someone really did develop bum recognition for use as a car anti-theft operator authentication system.