You don't really think they're going to give those up, do you?

from here and here

The government is no more likely to hand over vulnerabilities for fixing than they are to lay down their arms, even though that makes us all less secure as a result. Don't count on their help to make software more secure when they have vested interest in it remaining vulnerable. 

Try not to scare the shit out of the robber

found on Imgur

I know what you're thinking - Why shouldn't you scare the shit out of the robber? The answer is quite simple. Robot vacuums and shit are a very bad combination

Hall Of Infamy

found on eBaum's World

It appears that Bob the Builder and an entire culinary school went through there and I bet they were none too happy to have the tools of their respective trades confiscated.

Your chariot awaits

from here and here (image source)

Today I learned that these are actually legal in Texas. They're called swangas, and as long as they don't poke out so far that the total width of the vehicle exceeds a specific limit they're perfectly legal. Just try not to julienne people's legs with your blender-mobile.