Now those are effective countermeasures

found on Funny Junk

This seems like a tree you would want to get rid of and yet at the same time can't. 

Time to put the NRA on the Pew Pew map

from here

Pretty sure a rifle isn't going to stop ransomware, so the NRA was unprepared to fend off a ransomware attack. Maybe the NRA should branch out and form the National 2 Factor Association to help keep the ransomware operators out of their system next time.

Rachel Ray Show: Self-Defense Lessons with a Former CIA Agent

Watch on YouTube

The flashlight idea is probably pretty obvious, but the other 2 techniques are definitely getting filed away in my memory for future reference.