When you need a diversion for your art heist

found on Reddit

I don't know if the shirt is telling the truth, but I'm pretty sure the security guards are going to be watching her like a hawk the whole time she's there.

Elliptic Curve shirt

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Now you don't have to be behind the curve on cryptographic fashion.

Trojan Horse shirt

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Well, it's definitely an eye-catchingly colourful design. I'm sure it will attract attention.

You Can Trust Me shirt

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A great shirt for physical penetration testers, just not while they're on the job. 

I found this novel design while searching around for interesting security-related merchandise, and quite by accident I hovered over something and saw Graham Cluley's name pop up because it turns out this is his design. So thank Graham for this, and by thank him, I mean of course buy his shirt. 

Attack Of The Zombie Network shirt

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Since the spooky season is nearly upon us, now seems like a good time for a spooky shirt.

Ransomware shirt

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If a ransomware operator ever asks me for "2 bit coins", I'm going to have to try sending them quarters, since 2 bits is 25 cents.

I'm An Advanced Persistent Threat shirt

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I can't help but think that this is not something an APT would actually wear (to paraphrase Ser Davos Seaworth, if you're a famous APT you're not doing it right), but just as there are shirts that say hacker on them that get worn by people who aren't hackers, so too with the advanced persistent threats.

Can You Read Me Hidden Message shirt

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I'm a sucker for a puzzle and this design is supposed to be a puzzle. Hopefully it's more than just picking out the 4 obvious words amongst the symbols. It would be great if it was some kind of cryptogram. 

Respect My Privacy shirt

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Asking that people respect your privacy is getting harder and harder these days, but how can anyone argue with a cute kitten flipping you the bird? 

You Clicked That Link Didn't You shirt

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Consider this apparel the next time you have to travel to a user's desk to deal with a malware alert. You can start the conversation by just pointing at your torso.

Warning May Spontaneously Start Talking About Cryptography shirt

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Y'know, there was a time when I was prone to talking about my nerdier interests. I should probably try to be like that again... as soon as it's safe to be around people.

It's A Buffer Overflow Thing, You Wouldn't Understand shirt

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Whoever made this t-shirt design seems to have had the foresight to recognize that not everyone wants to boast about the same thing, so in addition to buffer overflows there's privilege escalation, false positives and more. 

Let's play "Where's Wallet"

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Now, in order to really pull this off, you're going to need to put decoy wallets in some of the the decoy pockets, otherwise pickpockets will just look for the one bulging pocket.

Crack Hashes Not Skulls shirt

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It feels weird posting a link to a product on Ebay. I'm not sure how long that's going to be around. I'm going to be honest, though - if someone is launching attacks I'd much rather be cracking skulls. Perhaps that's just me.

It's Not Gay If It's TSA shirt

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We've seen a similar design before but I can't actually find that specific design anywhere. This one is pretty good too, though, and now you too can be an air-passenger hero by proudly wearing this shirt the next time you present your junk for inspection.

Fork Bomb shirt

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So this conversation starter may look like a string of emoticons at first, but it's actually supposed to be a fork bomb and can open the door to talking about denial of service attacks.

Show Me The "Nothing" You Clicked On shirt

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When you visit a user's desk, you don't even have to say anything. Just point at the shirt and let them do the rest.

Say Blockchain One More Time shirt

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Are you as tired of crypto-bros as I am? Why not wear your displeasure on your (short) sleeve?

Trust Me I'm A Reverse Engineer shirt

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It's kinda clever and, honestly, surprisingly colourful compared to most of the stuff I find. Much more cheerful than those dull monochromatic designs (watch me post another monochromatic design next time).

The Cloud: Your Data On Someone Else's Computer shirt

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The meme keeps evolving, but I still recognize that "someone else's computer" anywhere.