What gave it away?

from here and here

I suppose you don't necessarily have to be a master of operational security to be a flight attendant, but if you're going to call in a bomb threat on the plane your ex-boyfriend is on then a bit of opsec would probably help.

At least it's well labeled

found on Izismile

If you see a bright red plane in the sky with the word "SURVEILLANCE" on it, it would probably be a good time to stop doing shady shit.

How did that get in there?

found on Reddit

Honest, officer, I meant to get rid of that before I got here!

Security-related anxiety can play all sorts of tricks on you, and security personnel are in no hurry to make you feel better, unfortunately.

Everything has a weakness

found on Funny Junk

Everything has a weakness, the trick is to make that weakness difficult to exploit. I don't think they nailed it with this one.