We could use happy endings like that more often

from here and here

Gotta love malware that doesn't validate its own inputs. Especially when it goes out of it's way to be non-persistent, so that when it crashes it's effectively gone and the previously infected machines are now clean until someone comes along to reinfect them.

Are you not amazed?

found on Huge LOL

I'm not going to claim all pirated software is full of malware (that always seemed to be little more than a scare tactic), but there definitely was some tainted software out there, and being able to consistently avoid it (while still downloading) required some deliberate care. 

You're a prisoner, Harry

found on Izismile

Imagine being so trusting that you try to use your newfound invisibility without testing it first.

Have we already forgotten what Snowden showed us?

found on Funny Junk

Everywhere you go and everything you do is already being tracked one way or another, there's no need to put chips in vaccines (even if we had that kind of technology).

As for phones in particular, Snowden isn't the the only one to reveal the spying and tracking associated with them, but he is arguably the most famous one to do so.