Tuesday, November 30, 2010

virgin airways

a young man goes to the airport in order to catch a flight, but because of privacy and health concerns he elects to 'opt out' of the full body imaging machine. when the TSA agent takes him aside for alternative screening he says to the agent

young man: "so did you hear about that guy who ejaculated during an 'enhanced' pat down?"

TSA agent: "excuse me?"

young man: "yeah, apparently the agent wasn't familiar with what piercings would feel like and wound up spending a little too much time 'down there'."

TSA agent: "i see. so, uhh... do you have any piercings i should know about?"

young man: "no, but i am a virgin, and i'd like to still be one when i finally get through security."