Encrypted at rest but not in transit

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In this day and age vampires must feel very threatened, so they stay safe and secure in their crypts most of the year. Except today of course. Today is the day they decrypt.

Surveillance Camera vs. Halloween Mask

found on Me.me

Surveillance cameras can be useful most of the time, but on a day when people are all wearing disguises? Not so much.

Gait recognition might give them away

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Bloody Cleaver Purse

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This might make the purse snatchers keep their distance this Halloween.

Tales from the Crypto Keeper

from here

Maybe we should rename Bitcoin to Satoshi's Monster.

Lock Picking Lawyer : Pumpkin Saw Converted into Electric Pick Gun

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It was meant to open a pumpkin but now it can open your locked door.

Click Here to Fix Now

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At least, there are no treats for you. The crooks behind scareware, on the other hand, get plenty of goodies from the people they trick.

Trojan Goodies

found on Memebase

And now you know why home-made treats aren't welcome anymore.

If only I could train an army of them

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You know that whole "bird brain" slur that was supposed to imply someone was dumb? You know we vastly underestimated birds in the process? Never underestimate your adversary.

What would you do for a password?

found on Reddit

There was an exercise carried out some years ago where people signed away their first born child in order to get WiFi so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if people also yelled "penis" in a crowded terminal.