At least the water is already brown

from here (image source)

Bad things can happen when you don't pay attention to what's going on around you.

That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage

found on the MindPoint Group blog

That is one of the first passwords someone would try when trying to get into your phone (or luggage). You can do better that that.

When you need your computer to be "Extra Safe"

from here

Apparently "Extra Safe" is the name of one of Durex's product lines.

Sometimes whitelists are better left empty

found on Meme Guy

You'd think public awareness would be bad for business

from here

If you're helping authoritarian governments spy on dissidents for later assassination, you'd think remaining unknown to the public at large would be better than going on 60 Minutes. Apparently not everyone agrees.

But the spam came back the very next day

found on Imgflip

Like the cat that came back, spam appears to be impossible to get rid of and it will drive you mad if you let it.

And disable your antivirus to get rid of those pesky alerts

from here and here

There's always someone waiting to give that kind of advice. I knew a guy who stayed on Windows 98 because all the new malware was targeted at the more recent versions of the OS. But just because ASUS' servers were used to distribute malware doesn't mean you magically stop needing to keep your system up to date.

It's always coming

found on Make A Meme

Even when it gets here there's another one coming. It never ends.

It's not a matter of "if" but "when"

from here

Data Minimization: If you don't keep data you don't need, then that data can't be leaked when your security is breached

How to lock yourself into the doghouse

Watch on YouTube

I think the Lock Picking Lawyer learned some valuable lessons from this, but I also think he missed one. Ice cream melts, so there's an incentive to bypass this access control quickly, which is not compatible with a beginner taking the time necessary to learn how to pick that combination lock.