You better not be carrying any broccoli

from here (source image)

I'm not sure what this service animal's job is, but I can certainly see it sniffing out vegetable matter of some sort.

I've heard of good cop - bad cop, but where do bun cops fit in?

Never gonna lock it down. Never gonna shut you out

found on imgflip

Unauthenticated wireless control technology. What could possibly go wrong?

What kind of crook victimizes hospitals?

from here

So am I the only one? Or is face-punching reserved exclusively for Nazis? Inquiring minds want to know.

Microsoft Office Car Alarm Prank

Watch on YouTube

Not only does that seem to be a pretty good theft deterrent in this particular case, how much do you want to bet the people who fell for it are going to be less likely to pick up things that don't belong to them in the future as well?

I wonder what this KILL command does

from here

Only people are supposed to be sick in hospitals, not the things.

At least they won't get run over at night

found on Dump A Day

The camouflage helps keep the enemy from seeing and shooting them. The reflective belt helps drivers see and avoid them at night. Someone really needs to decide whether soldiers should be seen or not.

Mine is scanning right now

from here

Considering those products with cloud-based capabilities send data about your files to the vendors' servers and considering the government is believed to spy on just about everything that happens online, it might not be completely out of the realm of possibility that the government has access to that data, but I don't think full content of files is uploaded (at least not as a general rule).

Guard Cat says "Paws Off!"

found on Speak GIF

There are all kinds of animals that can be used to guard things. It's not just dogs.

Someone's gonna be hopping mad if these get stolen

from here (source image)

Always remember, you've gotta use the right tool (or security technique) for the job.

The disappointment of Isis

found on Imgur

Just goes to show you have to be careful what you wish for.