Someone Can't Find The Hole

from here (source image)

I'm not sure who, but someone is clearly doing something wrong.

Operations Security Bling By @Jessysaurusrex

tweeted by Jessy Irwin

Unfortunately I don't know the story behind Ms. Irwin's famous OpSec necklace (so famous people have been known to recognize her by it, ironically enough), but I imagine one could assemble something similar out of one of the many sets of alphabetic necklace charms available for purchase online.

And if you don't know what OpSec means, now's as good a time as any to learn.

Choose Your Shopping Battles Wisely

from here (source image)

I don't think Black Friday or Boxing Day sales have devolved to this level yet, but there have certainly been injuries and even some deaths, so be careful out there.

Surveillance Dog Has His Eye On You

found on i can has cheezburger

This is probably as good at deterring burglary as a surveillance camera, too.

Maybe You Should Wear Some Brown Trousers Too

from here (source image)

I can only assume this person evaluated the various risks and decided this was the best way to protect what really mattered.

I Could Have Sworn It Was Around Here Somewhere

found on just post

I never actually saw the movie "Dude, Where's My Car" but I assume a camouflage paint job was not actually part of the plot. Should it have been?

Giving New Meaning To The Word "Unlocked"

from here (source image)

I'm pretty sure that filing cabinet can now be opened by anyone.

Federal Bureau of Incompetence

found on the meta picture

Maybe you should, I don't know, use actual evidence to find threats instead of using decoys and hoping extremists are as stupid as waterfowl.

Someone's Gonna Be In Hot Water For This

from here (source image)

You're also not going to get any help by visiting Purell.com.

I Spy With My Ubiquitous Electronic Eyes

found on Scratch Media

From change we can believe in to we can't believe in him at all. That's quite the change, Mr. President.

Be sure to check out David Pope's other cartoons - this isn't even the only one about government spying.