he shoulda just watched porn

from here (source article)

maybe he should have registered on some porn sites if he likes telling women what to do in front of their webcams so much. there are sites that cater to that sort of thing after all.

as hackers go, missing such an obvious way to get what you're after pretty much makes you a dumbass.

telephonic revenge

found on failbook

the moral to the story is - be careful who you give your phone number to. you might not want to trust the victims of your pranks with that sort of information.

buy a mac

from here

kind of a two-fer with this one. not only do people not focus specifically on viruses anymore (they're a small part of the malware problem), but macs have been in the cyber-criminals' cross-hairs for over 5 years.

there are worse things than pervs

found on very demotivational

she seems only to be interested in making sure nobody sneaks up on her while she's doing her business, but she really should be more interested in making sure nothing sneaks up on her.

found on road DoS'ed

from here (source article)

when your company inspires such colourful catch phrases as "fix or repair daily" and "found on road dead", maybe you shouldn't invite hacking quite so enthusiastically.

can you have a private life online?

what a dilemma. it would appear that the more friends you have, the more precarious your privacy is. what the video fails to mention is that the social network site itself and the people who work there can see your 'private' stuff.

site is dirty

from here

they see me browsin'
they warnin'
they know from their scans that this site is dirty
don't you know this site is dirty
can't you see this site is dirty
stay away this site is dirty
unless it's not really dirty

i wanna click on
some bad links
but always they sayin' that the site is dirty
don't you know this site is dirty
can't you see this site is dirty
stay away this site is dirty
unless it's not really dirty

that's a parody of just the chorus to this song. i thought of doing more but chamillionaire talks a mile a minute. there are just too many words.

i can see you

found on google image search

perhaps he's hoping to take bad guys by surprise, because i doubt he could chase them down

making internet porn exciting again

from here

long ago i actually heard a theory that suggested some people use computers without protection because they miss having a sense of danger in their lives.

imagined safety

found on very demotivational

i really like camping, but there's a good point here about how remarkably little protection a tent actually provides. basically it stops wind and rain (if you're lucky) and not much else.