no need for a condom

found on quickmeme

and here we have "dreamy bill gates". i really wish this was called "sleep deprived bill gates" so as to be less ambiguous.

oh yeah, and thanks for all your help with the viruses, bill.

Fus Roh Doh!

from here

just another way to say "careful where you click"

maybe an STDD

found on animal memes

well, it's a fair question, but i'm leaning towards sexually transmitted digital disease, just to differentiate from the original variety.

when you outlaw proxies...

from here

could russia be planning to ban Tor? hope not, but they wouldn't be the first to try if they did.
(thanks to josh corman and anonymous for bringing that to my attention)

bad security advice

found on google image search

ok, this is called bad advice cat for a reason. whatever you do, don't take this advice.

number of cards skimmed is over 9000!

from here (source image)

• Skimming equipment - anywhere from a few hundred to a few thousand dollars
• Getting caught by the authorities - a few years in prison
• Getting compared to a Dragonball Z character for your crimes - priceless

i'll go ahead and say it - leonid rotaku is the goku of card skimming.

do you have protection?

found with google image search

i've never even heard of sexually oblivious rhino before, but given the tendency for security threats to be compared to sexually transmitted diseases, i suppose it makes sense for this meme to cross paths with security on occasion.

a festive breach

from here (source image)

dumping shredded but still readable police documents on the crowd in a parade? what could possibly go wrong?
(thanks to mikko hypponen and dave lewis respectively for pointing it out)

folks, if it's sensitive enough to shred, then it's sensitive enough to NOT REUSE. shredding doesn't magically make it safe for public consumption.

password trouble

i seriously hope the real obama is smart enough to not fall for telephone scams from north korea.

steal all the identities

from here

apparently someone tried this for real over in greece.