doan want dis?

if you're more comfortable being watched...

if you're more comfortable being watched at public ATMs than you are at public washrooms then you might be a security idiot...

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if you think cyber-warfare tactics...

if you think cyber-warfare tactics are an appropriate response to cyber-crime then you might be a security idiot...

if you hand over bags of money...

if you hand over bags of money to someone just because they're wearing the right uniform then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

muny muelz pleez

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if your traditional toolbox is full...

if your traditional toolbox is full while your security toolbox has just one
thing in it, you might be a security idiot

(inspiration)

if you think a computer user...

if you think a computer user shouldn't need to know as much about security
as a car driver needs to know about safety, then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

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