Getting ready to steal some scratch

from here and here (image source)

Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V are the purrrfect way for those little paws to interact with the keyboard.

Found my hat for the surveillance state

found on Izismile

If the Sand People in Star Wars had northern cousins, I'm sure this is what they'd wear, and honestly I can't say I'd blame them. It looks like it will protect you from the cold AND from identification.

Don't let anyone plunder it

from here (image source)

This seems like it would hold a lot more than your average ATM. Maybe there really is a treasure in there. 

Security can kiss my @$$

found on Izismile

I'm sure there's a good argument for this. For example, maybe if you make too many passwords with a particular body part a bias starts to emerge in the data, so if you're making a lot of passwords you have to keep switching up which body part you use, and this was the last one this engineer had left.

Ground Control to Scammer Tom

from here and here

Believe it or not, this was a real scam with a victim and everything. I'm not going to judge or blame the victim, but the scammer certainly found a creative way to take advantage of people.

Cat Unlocks Back Door To Let Locked-Out Owner Inside

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So, it's not like you've got a super secure home if you happen to have sliding glass doors, but I'm sure you'd expect an intruder to have to do more than just tap on the glass and convince this furry accomplice to let them in. This cat owner has an insider threat problem on 4 legs.

Maybe we should get a license

from here and here

I feel kinda bad for the makers of WinRAR. Since their product is being used by ransomware, they're bound to get negative attention out of it. Maybe if enough of us who never got a license finally did so it will make up for the hassle this will surely cause.

Countermeasures come in all shapes and sizes

found on Izismile

Looks like the dogs of war can be pretty useful.

One more reason not to get the checkmark

from here and here

Phishing that targets verified Twitter users seems like important people problems. If you're one of those people then watch out. I think most people aren't, however.

Someone Figured Out My Password sticker

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If you think learning remembering a new password is tough, imagine being a dog and finding out your new name is Spot12346.