I bet this wasn't in your threat model

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How do you prepare for something like this? How do you defend against it? What exactly can you lock the steps onto in order to keep them from being hauled away?

No I Will Not Remove Your Virus mug

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I used to have a T-shirt that read "No I will not fix your computer". I wore it out. This looks like it would last longer, but I'll be honest - if someone comes to me with a virus problem I will help, regardless of what a mug might say.

We worked extra hard to find the least we could do

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On the plus side, at least the amount of the settlement won't go down if too many people claim it like certain other settlements I could name.

I wouldn't mind this kind of security screening

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If we could train an army of kittens to do what those large, intimidating dogs do, I'm not sure we'd still be using the dogs.

When your scope is too narrow

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This is what happens when no one is looking at the big picture, when everyone is just looking at their own little part and not seeing how things are supposed to fit together and work as a whole. This turnstile isn't stopping anyone.

How not to steal a chainsaw

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I don't know, maybe the chainsaw was worth more to him than what was already down there, but that just looks too dangerous.

Outsourcing done wrong

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What are the odds of finding a string of 5 hitmen that are all so greedy and lazy that none of them actually wants to bother doing the hit?

Deterrent Win

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I mean, I've heard of taking a hand or two, but that right there is harsh.

Security by decrepitude

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So technically security by decrepitude is just a subset of security by obscurity, so it's not really security at all. But that being said, I can't help but think the Air Force is going to be less safe if they move to something more modern than 8 inch floppies.

Privacy vs. Accountability

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On the one hand I'm as grossed out by people missing the toilet as the next person, but on the other hand I'm creeped out by the idea that someone would be able to see me do it and I kinda want to miss on purpose now just to uncover which bathrooms are safe from prying eyes.