Detection isn't always enough

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Sometimes detecting the intrusion is the easy part. Sometimes it doesn't help correct the situation at all. That's what people in an Alaskan hospital discovered when a moose wandered inside.

Kinda makes you wonder about intrusion detection systems, doesn't it.

It's a trap!

found on I Can Has Cheezburger

Someone almost got their feet shredded, by the looks of it.

Beware the scales of justice

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A guard dog is one thing. I think this might scare off more crooks, though.

Maybe you should look a gift horse in the mouth

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The people of Troy could have used some of that insight, Tyler.

Update Insanity: Rebooting multiple times and expecting different results

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You have to wonder what Microsoft expects from subsequent reboots that it doesn't get from the first one.

Maybe we should have gotten a working cat instead of a working group

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For all the good the working group did, the worm is still prevalent in the wild 10 years later. Maybe the cat can do what the working group couldn't.

How to tell when a cyber-criminal has OCD

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It's weird when someone returns part of the money they stole, but when that makes the remainder a nice round number, I can't help but think they cared more about the look of the number than they did the actual money.

It's certainly not going to reduce the sentence when they get caught.

Attribution is hard

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Just because a particular narrative for what you think happened sounds plausible, doesn't mean that's what actually happened.

And it's even designed for when things 'go dark'

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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, surveillance phone.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that an object commonly criticized for being a tracking device you can make calls on (aka a cell phone) has mirrored the Intelligence Community on a number of points, including the fact that we wouldn't even know about it right now if it hadn't been for a leak. Talk about going the extra mile.... for a coincidence.

If you're lonely and you know it, take the call

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What's sad is that some people will take the call anyway because of exactly that reason.