They See Me Scannin', They Hatin', And Braggin' About How They Don't Use AV

from here

So either I've misused this meme by making the caption too close to reality, or that reason experts ignore the whitelisting component of many modern AV suites is too ridiculous to be true.

None Shall Pass - They'll Bypass Instead

found on Labaq

A locked gate isn't going to do much good if you can just go around it.

How To Protect Food At A Fat Farm

from here (source image)

Anyone who is actually stopped by this turnstile probably wouldn't be able to get through the doors on that place anyway.

Creepiest Anti-Theft Device Ever

found on Memebase

That would certainly make me think twice about stealing the car or anything in it (or near it). Also good if you own a failing pants store and need to drive up demand (plenty of people will need a new pair after seeing that).

That's No Microsoft Representative

from here (source image)

When it comes to people offering you unsolicited help, the best policy seems to be to tell them "Don't call us, we'll call you".

No Thanks. I'm Good

found on All About Anything

So much better than those boring "Beware Of Dog" signs. This deterrent I might actually listen to.

Watch Out For Those Sharks

from here

Not to disparage those good threat intel companies, but when there's blood in the water... well, I think you can guess where that's going.

I Thought "Please" Was The Magic Word

Well, this is a bit of an odd one. Technically robbery does refer to taking by force or threat. If you don't use or threaten to use force, your lawyer may actually have something interesting to work with, but that's something for the lawyer to tell his/her buddies over drinks. I don't think you'll get to keep the money just because you said "Please".

Phat Rhymes Reveal Crimes

from here (source article)

Well, if you can't figure out how "Loose Lips Sink Ships" applies to your life in the hood, maybe will make it more clear.

(An operational security idiot is still a security idiot, right?)

I Feel Safer Already

found on Gunaxin

It's good to know that airport security has been solved and the guards have now been freed up to do more important things like play Solitaire.