Hope That Wasn't Meant To Be Private

from here (source image)

There's only so much a set of curtains can do to stop people from knowing what's going on in your bedroom.

Peppered With Password Puns

found on google image search

I don't even know what to make of a pun this bad. Is this what they call a dad joke?

Thinking It'll Never Happen To You Costs The Most Of All

from here

The only reason ransomware is becoming a big trend in malware is because that's where the money is. And the only reason that's where the money is is because people don't have backups. Eventually a tipping point must be reached.

What Country Is This Country Club in?

found on gunaxin

When people just casually park their tanks next to me I think I'd feel a little exposed and unprepared. Sort of like "What do they know that I don't?".

My Other Dog's Name Is Spotter

from here (source image)

I've heard of guard dogs and attack dogs, but I've never heard of a sniper dog before. Dogs are so versatile, though, it wouldn't surprise me.

At Least She's Thinking About Protection

found on memebase

I'm not sure what precipitated a shirt like this, but by all means, protect what's important to you.

Because Defense Isn't Sexy

from here

And yet we still value those defenders more than their counterparts. Maybe chasing the sexy one isn't always the best idea.

I'd Give Up Too. Wouldn't You?

found on imgur

Truthfully, increasingly complex password policies are just driving people away from even caring about doing passwords right by making them think about passwords wrong, and actually reducing the keyspace a password cracker needs to search.

I can no more follow dozens or even hundreds of different password policies than I can remember dozens or even hundreds of passwords, but many people have created dozens or even hundreds of accounts. Stop the insanity. Password managers have an actual goddamn easy button for this shit and it works. Stop making people cross their eyes and dot their tees and start pointing people in a useful direction.

It Probably Needs Some Bed Rest Too

from here

I was sick. Of course I came up with a cheesy antivirus meme.

Remember How Important The Security Of His Phone Was?

found on livememe

I stumbled across this as a near match while researching a previous post and it was just too good to pass up given the Apple vs. FBI fiasco.