Home Brewed Insecurity

from here (source image)

Just to be clear, I have no idea if security is the reason this product's Kickstarter campaign got suspended, but on the list of things that have no business being connected to a network, teapots are definitely on the list (it's not like you can pour yourself a tea over the network, you have to be there).

You'll Never Guess Which Kitty I Am

found on i can has cheezburger

On the one hand, this disguise make spy kitty look very suspicious, but on the other hand, it also conceals enough of features that you wouldn't be able to recognize who the actual cat is.

Fart Noises Will Be The Least Of Your Concerns

from here (source image)

And I thought the men's room in the metro toronto convention center was bad because their shiny, polished floor was reflective enough that you could see the junk of the man in the next stall. I suspect  you wouldn't need reflective floors in the restroom depicted above.

Get Bigger, Longer Lasting Spells

found on funday 24

I guess they're offering some sort of wand creme - which sounds just about as legit as the crap in normal enlargement spam.

Does The Mask Stop You From Wearing Glasses?

from here (source image)

I just can't get enough of those white guys in balaclavas hacking badly.

Safety First

found on spanck

Tell me again why they even bother wearing camouflage gear? So that the enemy can't see them coming? Clearly the decision-maker who dreamed this up this safety belt idea didn't understand the context of the problem they were tasked with solving. That invariably results in failure - in this case, the high-visibility reflective belts actually make soldiers less safe when facing armed combatants.

Does The Basket Bandit Want Fries With That?

from here (source image)

There's a good chance this gentleman is actually not trying to hold up a McDonalds, but when you consider that robbers have tried wrapping their faces in duct tape or drawing on them with markers, using a laundry basket as a mask doesn't seem so unrealistic.

Protecting The Right Things

found on the blogitude blog

Are you protecting the right things? Are you sure? Maybe you should double check that your spending your time and energy protecting the things that can't be replaced instead of ignoring them in favour of things that are eminently replaceable.

General Santa Would Approve

from here (source image)

The source image is, of course, photoshopped. The police were not carrying chocolate chip cookies the size of shields.

They were actually being attacked with milk, however, so maybe they should reconsider cookie shields in future.

Security Is In High Demand

found on izismile

This is what happens when security facilities aren't good enough to meet the public's demand - the public finds a way.