If You Can't Explain It To A Six Year Old, You Don't Really Understand It Yourself

from here

It seems to me that experts these days may have a lot of knowledge, but the don't necessarily have a lot of understanding.

What's Wrong With This Picture?

found on izismile

Apparently Kylie Jenner doesn't understand how the brim of a baseball cap can protect her eyes from the sun.

Spare Some Cycles?

from here (source image)

It occurs to me that if mining cryptocurrencies was an actual viable way to make money then 'legitimate' companies wouldn't need to hide miners in their other software.

Fido Assumes The Position

found on phuntube

A dog's owner is their master, a voice of authority they follow obediently. At least that's how it's supposed to work in an ideal world. When that voice of authority is subject to an even higher authority (like the police) it kind of makes sense that a dog would follow their owner's lead.

Who Picked This Location?

from here (source image)

I suspect this was installed by someone who didn't understand how keys work (hard to believe anyone could be that stupid, I know). It's kind of hard to bend keys without breaking them, though I suspect lock picks (especially ad hoc ones) are much easier to bend, so besides making it hard to lock this door it also creates an incentive to learn the skills necessary to bypass locks. Somehow I doubt this was what the people responsible were aiming for.

A Different Kind Of Camouflage

found on reddit

Finally, camouflage that isn't just blobs of green and brown colouring. I could definitely see this being mistaken for a truck from a distance. Especially if they did a better job of covering up some of those extra wheels.

Okay, Okay, We Get The Point

from here (source image)

Apparently this is called "Spike Away", though "Grope Shield" might be a more descriptive name. I won't lie, it kinda makes me sad that something like this is even needed, but my hat is off to the creator of this apparent shindogu.

Putting The 'Serve' Back Into Protect And Serve

from here (source images one and two)

Now if only we could put the 'Protect' back in there as well, everything would be great.

Way To Go, Mom!

from here

True story, this actually happened last Friday. Unfortunately this wasn't before she gave them remote access to her system with TeamViewer (so I still have to rebuild the system). Still, the fact that she didn't give them administrative access and scared them away this way when they asked if there was anyone else who could give them the access they were looking for is a victory and I'll take it.

Aww, How Swe... Wait A Minute

found on distractify

I would say that's a clever way to hide your booze but people are bound to start thinking there's something wrong with you if you're kissing your baby too much, you lush.