Let's See You Correlate My Account To Market Data Now

from here

How else do you think twitter can know the kinds of things it needs to know about people in order to perform targeted advertising? You think they figure it out by analyzing your tweets?

No One Is Above The Law

found on funny junk

My only concern with this is, would that really stop a tank? I honestly have no idea.

Terrorism? Not In My Back Yard

from here (source article)

I guess with distance we get a more measured perspective on things.

Beware Of Attack Parrots

You might think that the parrot just doesn't like missionaries, but in this extended clip his owner explains that the bird will go after anyone or anything.

Do You Want To Get Detained? Because This Is How You Get Detained

from here (source image)

Thanks to @_youhadonejob for tweeting an image of what is quite possibly the worst idea ever for a travel container.

I Feel "Safer" Already

found on lolzpark

He'll catch those pesky zzzz's. Just you wait and see.

Dunderbeck's New Machine

from here (source image)

You couldn't pay me enough to climb into one of those things. You either need a metric buttload of situational awareness, or balls of steel.

And if the reference in the title is lost on you, here's where it's from:

So That’s What You Do With Security Policies

tweeted by Jon Oberheide

Thanks to Jon Oberheide for tweeting this image depicting where we all know security policies full of legalese belong. I wonder if you can actually buy toilet paper like this.

Who Said What Now?

from here

Confusion over the difference between these two has always been a pet peeve of mine - voice recognition tells you who said something while speech recognition tells you what was said.

Entertain Me, Human

found on the meta picture

As ridiculous as password complexity policies often are, without any policy, people would probably be using passwords that are actually WORSE than "password".