want to spook the spooks?

found on memebase

chuck norris fact: the NSA dedicated an entire listening post to just chuck norris and they still couldn't record all the round-house kicks.

lousy surveillance drones merchandise

store section

who didn't see this one coming? ok, i admit it, i didn't see it coming. i was too focused on comics and videos, but this came to me last night.

anyways, it's the usual deal. $0 mark-up for me and it's on a whole bunch of shirts and stuff so go wild and show the government what for.

NSA job satisfaction to drop in 3...2...1...

from here

i feel sorry for spies, what horrible, horrible things they must sift through... wait, no i don't. get a real job, ya bums.

big brother's silver lining

from here

now if only we could find some way to make a meaningful connection with the people surveilling us.

1984: an instruction manual

found on memebase

it's a scary world we live in when the authorities look at a piece of dystopian fiction and think "let's try that"

new waldo book is NSA approved

found on thechive

this book isn't real... yet. it doesn't seem too unrealistic, though, given the recent revelations about the NSA.

those poor intelligence analysts

found on memebase

i don't think my internet history would elicit this reaction, but trying to correlate my dozen or so google accounts to me might.

don't care about spygate? this one's for you

looks like more people are getting the jealous girlfriend vibe from the government. not quite as creepy as overly attached uncle sam, but still well played. i love the line "privacy is for people who are not kim kardashian". i suppose privacy could be for kim too, but she'd need to make a conscious decision to maintain it.

why haven't we heard this spin yet?

found on memebase

well, if you're still itching to see the best in obama, maybe this will help.

creepy uncle sam

from here

after the overly attached uncle sam video, i can't get the idea of the government as a creepy 'other' rather than one of us. as the gap between the highest authorities and the people they're supposed to serve continues to widen, i wonder what the outcome will be.