trying to take a bite out of crime?

found on google image search

unfortunately, i can think of a few exploits that would bypass this control.

this is for your own good

from here (source image one and two)

this was inspired by krish's tweet and given all the recent revelations about government spying it seems really appropriate.

call of duty: modern fairy tales

from here (source image)

i think the fairy tale would have gone a lot differently if rapunzel had been this well trained. probably wouldn't have gotten locked away in a tower in the first place.

you're gonna need a bigger insurance policy

found on the chive

maybe turning your back on a freakin' shark isn't such a good idea after all.

malware shouldn't be a concern after this

from here (source image)

obviously if you destroy your computer (and this is a pretty good way to do that) then any malware on it will kind of become a non-issue.

keep patching and stay secure

found on zazzle

zazzle user mindfulsecurity has a few of these as actual merchandise you can buy.

it's got a good beat and you can authenticate to it

from here

law and order out of order

found on the art of trolling

police have been malfunctioning for a while. i guess it's about time someone put up a sign.

can't wait to pwn that, whatever it is

from here (source image one and two)

surely, surely putting computers (desktop computers by the looks of it) in everything is going to have consequences somewhere down the line.

chaser's war on airport security

terry wrist? i'm going to have to remember that one.