it's got a good beat and you can authenticate to it

from here

law and order out of order

found on the art of trolling

police have been malfunctioning for a while. i guess it's about time someone put up a sign.

can't wait to pwn that, whatever it is

from here (source image one and two)

surely, surely putting computers (desktop computers by the looks of it) in everything is going to have consequences somewhere down the line.

chaser's war on airport security

terry wrist? i'm going to have to remember that one.

tell me again about this great job opportunity

from here (source page)

really have to hand it to mikko hypponen. he finds some interesting things.

it is backed up, isn't it? ISN'T IT?

found on google image search

if there's one thing that should definitely enhance your calm, it's knowing that the data you just lost can be retrieved from backups.

short on spare change? charge it!

from here (source image)

does anyone know how that's even supposed to work? is it hooked up to his cell phone or something? is there even a legitimate way that could work without being a bald-faced card skimming operation?

you have the right to stay off facebook

found on failbook

sometimes i think when people are read their miranda rights it should be amended to include

you have the right to stay off facebook. anything you post online can and will be used against you in a court of law.

don't want to service that printer when it jams

from here (source image)

got to give credit for the joke to ryan russell, but printing guns is such a strange juxtaposition of ideas. i guess you have to always be ready to think outside the box.

online, everyone wants to help you with your genitalia

i wouldn't suggest responding to spam at all, but if you're going to respond to spam, this seems like an entertaining way to do it.