that's one way to get all the chicks

from here (source image)

somehow i doubt the original trojan horse had body parts sticking out of it. i think the people of troy might have noticed that. they may not have been the brightest, but they weren't bird-brains.

who let the dogs out?

found on i can has cheezburger

this is pretty funny, but normally when dogs steal things they use stealth (do it when no one is looking) rather than intimidation

the doctor can't help you beyond this point

from here (source image one and two)

i wonder if making signs like this more personal and less generic actually makes them work better as a deterrent. it certainly seems to make me think about what they say rather than overlook them.

getting a kick out of the criminally stupid

found on failbook

clearly i'm not the only one who enjoys laughing at bad guys

blending in can be hard to do

from here (source image)

hiding in plain sight is something that really takes a bit of forethought in order to be able to pull it off effectively.

not exactly a blazing intellect

when the cops come around and take away your 2.5 pound joint, threatening to use the law against them might not be the brightest idea.

carnac the magnificent leaves microsoft

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i don't know what's stranger: that microsoft has given up trying to predict what malware samples are going to be in comparative tests, or the fact that they were ever doing this in the first place.

you can't predict what malware will succeed in the wild or when, so i think most people are expecting anti-malware vendors to do their best to catch it all, not just what anti-malware testers use in their tests.

(do people even remember carnac the magnificent anymore?)

everything can be misused

found on failblog

it's amazing how even the most innocuous things can be used for evil.

... then they came for our microwave ovens...

from here (source image)

so it's come to this. pressure cookers are now suspicious enough to warrant a visit from the FBI.

i'll bet crockpots are next

found on google image search

yeah, nobody's coming for you butter knife either, but what law abiding american needs a steak knife?