in soviet russia, honeypot pwns you

from here (source paper)

thanks to the folks at liquidmatrix security digest podcast (what a mouthful) for not only pointing this out but suggesting the type of meme to use (you'll have to actually listen to the show to find it).

i think we need a "none of your business" bill

as tweeted by fight for the future

the caption on the site includes

The Fish & Wildlife Service is one of them ... and you REALLY don't want them in your bedroom.

y'know, when the government does things contrary to it's citizens' interests like this it convinces me that the government is an adversary.

let's play APT

from here (source image)

i'm sure i'm not the only one thinking this. somebody has jumped the shark. whether it's the analysts or the attackers themselves, i'm not sure, but the idea of gaming companies being targets of advanced persistent threats just seems absurd.

i can has exit?

found on senor gif

watch as this wild bird brain attempts to take flight to avoid being caged

how funny is that funny money now?

from here (source article)

thanks to nick owen for putting me on to this one

cat jumps over the security gate

found on i can has cheezburger

it just goes to show, even though something can be easily bypassed, that doesn't mean it won't still trip someone up.

midsomer memes

from here

here's a news flash for you - if you want to keep something on the down-low, don't use a communication format designed to spread things far and wide.

(inspiration)

being a defender can be fun

cursed treasure 2 (via ghacks)

one of the things tower defense games teach you is that no defensive measure works in all situations or against all adversaries.

if you commit the same computer crimes...

if you commit the same computer crimes you and your colleagues are trying to stop, you might be a security idiot

(inspiration)

bill maher on airport security

maybe, just maybe we shouldn't have laughed so much at the early airport security measures. no doubt the laughableness is what prompted the powers that be to make things so much worse.