scumbag zuckerberg

from here (source image)

i'm not sure how this idea ever made it off the drawing board, but i know what kind of furor will erupt.

watch out for big brother droppings

from here (source image)

i just couldn't help seeing those cameras like a flock of unwanted birds.

(password) size isn't everything

you could use the library of congress as a password if you wanted to, but it wouldn't be secure if you told people what it was. don't be as permissive about your security as this guy.

tries to steal car - can't drive stick

from here (source image and story)

believe it or not, this is not the first case of a carjacker being foiled by a stick-shift that i've heard of. i found this while looking for pictures from a different one.

child predators

i bet there are some parents who have a brand new set of threats to their children to worry about now. creepy guys in trench coats and panel vans aren't the only thing to watch out for. this video may be a fake, but the principle that animals can pose just as much of a threat to small children as people do is real.

Count Grabula

from here (source image one and two)

special thanks to and completely inspired by Gal Shpantzer

security cat

found on google image search

security cat, security cat,
does whatever a security cam can.
chases squirrels, any size,
jumps on dogs by surprise.
look out, here comes the security cat.

no such thing as safe sites

from here

serious, these days avoiding dangerous websites basically includes avoiding all websites. so many legitimate (and in some cases high profile) sites have either directly or indirectly served people malware (heck, even some google searches lead to malware) that there's really no safe havens left anymore.

virus protection, you're doing it wrong

found on google image search (and then cropped to a reasonable size)

judging by the fact that the condom is being used to protect the telephone jack, this must be a really old picture.

go home, security, you're drunk

from here (source image)

thanks whoever you are on myspace who posted this picture of a security guard who needed to go have a lie down. it wasn't easy to find a picture of a security guard worth making a "go home, X, you're drunk" meme out of. but it does demonstrate that, although integrity is of utmost importance to fulfilling the role of authority, we're still all only human and can be corrupted.