if you hope for a terror attack...

if you hope for a terror attack against your own country in order to prove how insecure your country is then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you let your door lock keypad get worn down...

if you let your door lock keypad get worn down to the point where it's more break-n-enter by numbers than it is a combination lock, you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you think you can put an end to corruption...

if you think you can put an end to corruption by getting rid of pockets then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you raise the bomb threat alarm...

if you raise the bomb threat alarm over an air freshener then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if your hard drives find their way...

if your hard drives find their way to a market in ghana without ever having the sensitive data on them removed or protected in any way then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you laugh when...

if you laugh when presented with security problems that affect you then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you hardcode your own password...

if you hardcode your own password into the password stealing trojan you're making then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you sue your auditors...

if you sue your auditors because they didn't stop you from doing stupid things then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you sell off the electronic devices...

if you sell off the electronic devices used by a presidential campaign without clearing the memory first, then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you let prison inmates escape...

if you let prison inmates escape by climbing in a man-sized box intended for express courier delivery then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)