if you use shredded cheques...

if you use shredded cheques as packing material then you might be a security idiot...

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if you don't get that "specially secured room"...

if you don't get that "specially secured room" means the documents in it stay put then you might be a security idiot...

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if you run some strange tool...

if you run some strange tool hoping to crack other people's passwords, then you might be a security idiot...

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truly, chris boyd is the next randall munroe...

privacy folks, it's more than just curtains and locked bathroom doors...

if you let just anything run...

if you let just anything run on computers you send into space then you might be a security idiot...

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if you let a single person...

if you let a single person hold all the keys to the kingdom then you might be a security idiot...

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if you turn a cryptosystem into a paperweight...

if you turn a cryptosystem into a paperweight by modifying code you don't understand then you might be a security idiot...

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jezuz luvz me, dis ai noe...

if you think security problems can be solved...

if you think security problems can be solved, rather than just mitigated to varying degrees, then you might be a security idiot...

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if your little head loses things...

if your little head loses things your big head was trying to keep secret then you might be a security idiot..

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