if you use less care putting things in your computer...

if you use less care putting things in your computer than you use when putting things in your mouth then you might be a security idiot...

maleing list spam tinks u kant

if you protect your life savings...

if you protect your life savings with the same username and password that you use to protect your porn then you might be a security idiot...

im in ur icq

if you hand out your real email address...

if you hand out your real email address to every tom, dick, and harry website on the internet then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

puhlite spam sais

if you believe the anti-virus faerie...

if you believe the anti-virus faerie will come and rid your PC of any problem it might develop then you might be a security idiot...

i iz fren u blokd owt ov memree

my first cavity search

found at emergent chaos and it gives me the creeps just looking at it...

i think this underscores why it's important that more people start thinking intelligently about security... when there's only a select few doing it the chances of them getting it horribly wrong (as the TSA does) and going unchecked increase... this is probably not a real children's book but we live in a world where penguins are forced to walk through metal detectors so fictional or not this children's book idea isn't that far fetched, and that's actually pretty scary...

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