if backing up is something...

if backing up is something you only do in your car or truck then you might be a security idiot...

i'z in ur emael

if you think a pornado victim...

if you think a pornado victim should be dragged through the court system for years on end, then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

i had ur akownt but i eated it

if you honestly believe...

if you honestly believe you can see a nubile mrs. claus strip naked just by clicking on something in some email then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

invizibul link run owt ov invizibul

if you expose the financial details...

if you expose the financial details of enough people to populate a small country because you didn't use encryption then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

u herd uv spam?

if you dispose of computers...

if you dispose of computers without even trying to destroy the sensitive information that's on them first, then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

snuggly the security bear

originally from the artist's own site, though youtube is more embeddable...

having seen some of the other snuggly videos, i tend to think he's more of a political bear but this one in particular demonstrates the context sensitive nature of security, where "national security" comes at the expense of your own privacy/security... thus it's important that questions like "what security are we trying to improve" be asked...