In sheep's clothing

from here and here (image source)

I wonder what this descendant of wolves is up to in that disguise. I'm not sure if sheep would be able to tell the difference or not. Their reputation isn't exactly for being smart.

It certainly isn't to contain the smell

found on Izismile

I've seen that public washroom image before and I certainly recognized the lack of privacy but I'm not sure I ever questioned why anyone bothered with transparent walls. It's an excellent question. 

Close but no cigar

from here (image source)

If the first lock doesn't stop the theft, the second and third aren't going to do it either. They're just the same preventative measure repeated multiple time. Best case scenario is if you put a ridiculous number of locks on it then maybe the thief will just consider it too annoying to steal.

If you're going to use multiple preventative measures it would be better to make them different so that if one fails maybe another won't.

Scammer vs. Bot

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I think the people who made this bot have come up with an interesting approach to the Turing test. Rather than trying to simulate a rational human being (which is difficult) they've instead opted to simulate a scatterbrain who isn't entirely there, and they've done it quite well.

Someone's getting fired

from here

I know infosec pros tend to preach forgiveness for security fuck-ups by your users, but I don't think the same holds true for nation-state attackers. Someone inside India's Patchwork threat group infecting themselves with a remote access trojan was a pretty serious operational security failure and it's literally their job not to fuck that kind of stuff up.

Say Blockchain One More Time shirt

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Are you as tired of crypto-bros as I am? Why not wear your displeasure on your (short) sleeve?

Everyone knows you need an axe for hacking

from here and here (image source)

It's important not to let your need to do something override your aim to do an appropriate thing. Otherwise you're going to get an expensive lesson.

How did that get in there?

found on Reddit

Honest, officer, I meant to get rid of that before I got here!

Security-related anxiety can play all sorts of tricks on you, and security personnel are in no hurry to make you feel better, unfortunately.

When I think about logging in I touch myself

from here and here (image source)

I think this article of clothing would pair well with the keyboard pants from several years ago (I can't believe I never made a meme out of it). 

Your buttprint is your password

found on Reddit

People keep telling us how secure biometrics are, but what's even more secure than biometrics? Weird biometrics! My password is a body part but you don't know which part.