Thursday, June 25, 2009

if your hard drives find their way...

if your hard drives find their way to a market in ghana without ever having the sensitive data on them removed or protected in any way then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

if you laugh when...

if you laugh when presented with security problems that affect you then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

if you hardcode your own password...

if you hardcode your own password into the password stealing trojan you're making then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

Monday, June 22, 2009

if you sue your auditors...

if you sue your auditors because they didn't stop you from doing stupid things then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

if you sell off the electronic devices...

if you sell off the electronic devices used by a presidential campaign without clearing the memory first, then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

if you let prison inmates escape...

if you let prison inmates escape by climbing in a man-sized box intended for express courier delivery then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Friday, June 19, 2009

if you overlook the threat...

if you overlook the threat represented by a 25 foot long missile because it has the word "viagra" painted on it then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

security fail redux



from epiclosers

yeah, so in case you didn't realize it, securing a car is a lot different from securing a bicycle. it's really important that your security strategy matches the asset you're trying to secure.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

if nude pictures of your wife...

if nude pictures of your wife get leaked on the internet because you left your UNLOCKED iphone at mcdonalds, then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

risk management fail



from failblog

i don't think these guys are managing their risks very well, but for some reason i really wouldn't want to go over there and tell them that.

Monday, June 15, 2009

if you think a wireless protocol...

if you think a wireless protocol that can be cracked in seconds is good enough to protect credit card transactions then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

Sunday, June 14, 2009

security fail



from failblog

sort of like closing the barn door after the horses have escaped - locking this door has absolutely no benefit.