At Least His Eyes Are Protected

from here (source image)

Is it really so hard to understand what the sun visor on a baseball cap is for?

You Learn Something New Every Day

found on funny junk

This demonstrates both tool specialization (it's not a general purpose cop car but one with a very specialized use) as well as how to look like a dumbass by not understanding the proper way to use a tool.

Something's Useless

from here and here

I see so much advice to disable this, that, or the other component of anti-malware suites and then people complain that the suites aren't doing their job. Well, gosh, I wonder why.

Black Pieces Matter

found on dump a day

Too soon? Actually, it's hard for me to tell for sure but it kinda looks like black has the advantage on that board. I can only assume the cop hasn't thought as far ahead as his opponent.

There Seems To Be Something Wrong With My Gun

from here (source image)

Judging by just the scam emails in my junk mail box, my enemies would appear to actually be this dumb, but unfortunately those aren't the only adversaries out there.

Someone's Gonna Need Bigger Pockets

found on browsa

That's one way to stop calculator theft. Another way would be to not supply calculators in the first place. We had to bring our own calculators when I was in university.

Better In His Hands Than In The NSA's

from here

On the one hand, I can certainly see trusting Snowden's integrity more than the NSA's given what he's sacrificed in order to open our eyes. But on the other hand, considering how closely Snowden is being watched by intelligence agencies, anything you send to him is bound to wind up in the NSA's hands anyway.

Identity Protection: Ashley Madison Style

found on the last laugh group

Based on this tweet by Troy Hunt, Ashley Madison has some weird ideas about identity protection. Better hope you don't have any identifying marks elsewhere.

And It Was Unix Malware Too

from here

What better way to mark my return from hiatus than by sk00ling newbs about the real life origin of the term Rootkit.

How To Make Your Computer 100% Secure

So you want 100% security, but you don't want to upgrade away from Windows XP? Well, this method demonstrated by Anthony Vance may do the trick. Not very usable, though. Once you remove the concrete, you remove the security too.