You're Embarrassed To Be Seen With Me? I Can Fix That

found on Slightly Warped

Y'know, I have a family member who loves to wear clothing with camouflage print. I'm told that he's just like me and yet I don't have a single article of clothing with camouflage print and can't imagine what is going through this guy's head, except maybe that if she doesn't see him then she can't dump him.