rigged for attacker's pleasure

so, this was originally intended to be a design for some merchandise at the secmeme store but when i tried previewing it on various articles of clothing and accessories it just didn't look right. it didn't look like something anyone would want to wear or carry.  i mean who, other than a giant dick, wants to wear a big condom on their shirt or hat? a shame, too, because it took me hours (due to a complete lack of skill) to turn this source image into what you see above.

oh well, i suppose if anyone does want it on something (i dunno, maybe a skin for an electronic device or something) then they can easily let me know, but otherwise i'm considering this one a design failure. oh well.