it's a cyberwar out there

a recent tweet by eugene kaspersky really inspired me. i came up with this idea. there should be a situation comedy about a security vendor who's a little 'off', not unlike the TV show "Monk", and it should be called "FUD", and it should have the following theme song

It's a cyberwar out there
Govern-mental malware everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
HEY, who's in charge here
It's a cyberwar out there
Poisoning the systems that we need
You know what's in the pages that you read?
Well I do
It's a-ma-zing
People think I'm crazy to scan with AV all the time
If you were smart you'd run my AV too
You better pay attention or the devices you love so much
Might just kill you
I could be wrong now
But I don't think so
'Cause it's a cyberwar out there
It's a cyberwar out there

(of course this should be sung to the following tune)

i think this would be way better than that cybergeddon nonsense symantec was doing.