Wednesday, September 12, 2012

I am the ROR AX. I speak for PCs

I am the ROR AX. I speak for PCs,
And you can't keep them safe doing whatever you please.
You have to show caution, you have to take care,
Or someday your bank account just won't be there.

Security vendors can talk a good game,
But at eliminating worry they're really quite lame.

Vendors can't stop you from running with scissors,
Or jumping off bridges and into big rivers.
If you're the one hurting your computer's health,
They can't stop that anymore than you hurting yourself.

The same goes for Macs, and Linux systems too.
If it's not you keeping your stuff safe, well then who?

obviously this borrows from "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss, but i don't think this follows "The Lorax" closely enough to be anything more than a stylistic parody (if that).