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gee, over 9000, huh? i wonder if this is at all related to this tweet

so there's a less than 10% chance that your enterprise's network is safe? and little timmy's fallen down a well? well maybe he shouldn't have gone back to the well of fear, uncertainty, and doubt so many times. that statistic is way, way too fishy. i have a very hard time believing there's enough malicious manpower out there to pwn all the things.

that's a real tweet by 'fudlabs' up there, by the way, so if you want to retweet it go right ahead.