Monday, May 7, 2012

malware (parody)


ain't found a sinkhole for me yet
can't take down my botnet
seems every click results in scareware
bullet proof hosting, and yes
i double fluxed my DNS
the passwords stream to me from spyware

yeah they come to snuff the malware
yeah here comes the malware, yeah
an old virus never dies
no, no, no, an old virus never dies.

once installed, banker trojans
send all your money to my homeland
click on me, real nude pictures, not a ploy
got my tests 'gainst anti-virus
don't give those vendors no time for rest
0-days please, when there's just no foolin' you

yeah they come to snuff the malware
yeah here comes the malware, yeah
an old virus never dies
no, no, no, an old virus never dies.

 this is a parody of "Rooster" by Alice In Chains (maybe someday i'll be in a position to actually record my parodies instead of just leaving you with the lyrics and your imagination)

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