tempting me

if you use the court system...

if you use the court system to try to force secrecy and don't realize that court documents are public then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

parsul u nebber sent iz stuk

if you seize board games...

if you seize board games that include a (commonly available) ski mask
because you think they could be used in the commission of a crime then
you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)

xkcd on voting machines

found on xkcd (of course)...

haha, too funny... yes indeed, someone is doing their job horribly wrong, and in this case it's making voting machines out of desktop computers... once upon a time there were these things called special purpose computers that you didn't have to worry about running strange and possibly malicious code because they were physically incapable of doing so... it's so much cheaper and easier to use off-the-shelf components, however, so the real problem with these voting machines is that the people who made them were lazy cheapskates...

i'z prutendin

if passwords for chocolate...

if passwords for chocolate seems like an even trade to you then you might be a security idiot...

(inspiration)