Friday, November 27, 2015

Choose Your Shopping Battles Wisely

from here (source image)

I don't think Black Friday or Boxing Day sales have devolved to this level yet, but there have certainly been injuries and even some deaths, so be careful out there.

Surveillance Dog Has His Eye On You

found on i can has cheezburger

This is probably as good at deterring burglary as a surveillance camera, too.

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Maybe You Should Wear Some Brown Trousers Too

from here (source image)

I can only assume this person evaluated the various risks and decided this was the best way to protect what really mattered.

I Could Have Sworn It Was Around Here Somewhere

found on just post

I never actually saw the movie "Dude, Where's My Car" but I assume a camouflage paint job was not actually part of the plot. Should it have been?

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Giving New Meaning To The Word "Unlocked"

from here (source image)

I'm pretty sure that filing cabinet can now be opened by anyone.

Federal Bureau of Incompetence

found on the meta picture

Maybe you should, I don't know, use actual evidence to find threats instead of using decoys and hoping extremists are as stupid as waterfowl.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Someone's Gonna Be In Hot Water For This

from here (source image)

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