if you raise the bomb threat alarm...

if you raise the bomb threat alarm over an air freshener then you might be a security idiot.

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if your hard drives find their way...

if your hard drives find their way to a market in ghana without ever having the sensitive data on them removed or protected in any way then you might be a security idiot.

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if you laugh when...

if you laugh when presented with security problems that affect you then you might be a security idiot.

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if you hardcode your own password...

if you hardcode your own password into the password stealing trojan you're making then you might be a security idiot.

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if you sue your auditors...

if you sue your auditors because they didn't stop you from doing stupid things then you might be a security idiot.

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if you sell off the electronic devices...

if you sell off the electronic devices used by a presidential campaign without clearing the memory first, then you might be a security idiot.

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if you let prison inmates escape...

if you let prison inmates escape by climbing in a man-sized box intended for express courier delivery then you might be a security idiot...

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