Friday, September 23, 2016

Why Don't I Just Stick My Car Key To My Car?

from here

It's not as if Apple couldn't have chosen anything else. That high quality camera could easily have been used for facial or even iris recognition. Instead, Apple chose what is perhaps the weakest of all the biometric authentication techniques. Fingerprints - we leave that shit on everything.

How To Keep A Secret

found on Memebase

You know what they say about secrets. Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Must Be Spyware That Only Works During A Full Moon

from here

Honestly, I'm not sure why else the security industry would be so fascinated by silver bullets.

They Might Slip Through The Defenses Too

found on Reddit

My grandfather told me that Lord Haw-Haw once said "Don't worry about the Canadian navy, they'll sink themselves". That seems to go double for these guys, but if it doesn't they have a decent chance of not being noticed (possibly even after they launch their 'attack').

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

How Ya Doin', Chum?

from here (source image)

I really have to wonder whether she's actually not visible to the shark. It's hard to believe. Camouflage is meant to help you blend in, not disappear, and I don't see what she's blending in to.

The Other Kind Of Computer Hacker


Watch on YouTube

If you're going to hack (whether it's with a sword or with your sharp intellect) it's probably better to be like this guy and do it to your own computer.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Your Advice Is More Dated Than This Movie

from here

It amazes me that people calling themselves security experts still give advice that depends on human memory for storing passwords.