Friday, August 22, 2014

Not Fat (merchandise)

store section

The joke earlier this week linking obesity to surveillance didn't really get a lot of interest, but I thought the concept was deserving of being re-worked into a t-shirt design.

As usual, the CafePress products have 0 markup, and the Zazzle products (which may take a bit to go live) have as low a markup as Zazzle allows me to enter (which is 5%) but are a little more configurable. Men's and women's wear in both stores, also kid's wear available (if you really want to put that on a kid or baby).

Somewhere In Nigeria

found on imgur

I don't believe for a second that there's an actual Nigerian prince out three somewhere trying to give away free money, and neither should you.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Script Kiddies Get Way Too Much Respect These Days

from here

It's a crazy world we live in where any sufficiently advanced attacker is indistinguishable from a script kiddie.

Dear Diary, I Hope No One Reads This

tweeted by @kroppzoich2011

Thanks to @kroppzoich2011 for tweeting this German cartoon. Based on my recollection of cursive script and some struggles with Google Translate, I believe the words read:
Dear Diary,
My friend Obama has promised me firmly that my phone is no longer bugged!! That is so sweet of him!
Of course, we know how that turned out, don't we. German government staff being accused of spying for the US. Germany ditching Email in favour of typewriters, and various other countermeasures.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

They Don't Call Them Duh-faults For Nothing

from here

If you're lazy, bad guys will probably get around to compromising you before you get around to protecting yourself.

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

tweeted by Rob Rosenberger

Thanks to Rob Rosenberger for sharing this Condescending Wonka meme highlighting the futility of military infosec policies.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

If You're Just Passing Wind, Go To A Conference

from here (source image)

Thanks to Chris Wysopal for tweeting this picture of some interesting signage juxtaposition.